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Brittney. 18.
Fact: I enjoy eating. Namely pie. And assortments of pasta.
"We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be." - Jane Austen
omgsmaug:

newlemurs:

ratchet-jean:

bl-whore:

annie-in-neverland:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS
ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR
THATS RIGHT
SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CLONED A DINOSAUR
ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT THEY CAN REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS WITHIN TEN YEARS
FUCKING NO
WE HAVE ALL SEEN JURASSIC PARK
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
LIKE GREAT FOR CLONING AND WOW A DINOSAUR
BUT LETS NOT MAKE JURASSIC PARK REAL OK

We’re all gonna die

UNLESS THEY’RE HERBIVORE THEN IT WOULD BE COOL OKAY

This is a clear example of “humans are so smart that they are fucking stupid enough to do this shit.”

That’s a fucking kangaroo
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queefymanelaflare:

yea that nigga sniffing rock salt
poniedziałek, 11:36 pm
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murdercityboulevard:

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

then-it-fell-apart:

SO TODAY AT THE MOVIES THE CASHIER GAVE ME THIS DOLLAR IN MY CHANGE. IT SAYS “I LIKE YOUR SHOE LACES” AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAID “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” AND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE “HOLY SHIT” 
I AM SCREAMING 
ALSO GEORGE WASHINGTON HAS A HILTER MUSTACHE ON THE OTHER SIDE 

Behold the tumblr dollar in all it’s glory

if tumblr had a currency
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taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
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pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.
poniedziałek, 11:29 pm
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loreweaver:

whAT NO THAT’S NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING AT ALL
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